Onion: Zoloft for Everything

Onion: Zoloft for Everything

The Onion | Pfizer Launches 'Zoloft For Everything' Ad Campaign

Continued Pugh: "How many millions of people out there are suffering under the strain of a deadline at work or pre-date jitters, but don't realize there's a drug that could provide relief? Zoloft isn't just for severe anxiety or depression. Got the Monday blues? Kids driving you nuts? Let Zoloft help. Zoloft."

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