Satire/Op/Ed: New School Year Policies

Satire/Op/Ed: New School Year Policies

Mike S. Adams: Our new class policies

Welcome back! It has been a long summer and we are eager to start another year at the university. Before we begin, take the time to read this memo carefully as there have been some significant changes in our class policies since last semester. . . .

Please remember that we are not interested in you as an individual. Group identity is our sole point of reference.