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NBC10.com - News - Catholic School Girls Chase Down Alleged Flasher

PHILADELPHIA -- Girls from a south Philadelphia high school had enough of a man who had been flashing them for weeks, so they decided to take action.

Police said the flasher had been doing his dirty business since Sept. 14 -- flashing girls at St. Maria Goretti High School.

Thursday, the girls saw the flasher again and fought back. They chased him, and with the help of a passerby, held him down until police could get there.

"Me and her started chasing him to 10th and Whitman and this dude hopped out of the car and grabbed him. And me and her were screaming, 'Don't let him go.'" And he was, like, 'Is this the flasher?' And we were, like, 'Yeh," said Stephanie Kapozic, a 9th grader.

The 25-year-old suspect will face charges ranging from stalking to harassment and indecent assault.